my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass
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Just watched a woman slather a whole jar of diced garlic on three huge salmon steaks and put on in each microwave at work
It’s going to smell hellacious later
It was so awful I had to work in another building for the rest if the day
Word is she left the fish and went back to her desk to pack up and quit
The stench was so awful they had to open all the doors which required bringing security from two other sites
Most of my department went home for the day
Holy SHIT
what a fucking power move, oh my god.
i am so sorry you had to deal with the olfactory fallout, but my GOD.
i am still so in awe of this woman.
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Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhatten. The question now is can they HOLD it
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βThe Big Dipper as it is today (left) and as it will look in 50,000 years.β Dream of stars. 1940.
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july and august are like pride month no. 2 and 3 for me
A Flat Earth Public Service Announcement!
From the graphic novel, MOONSTRUCK!
i refuse to join more social media websites. if all the ones i’m on die, i hope i can recover my teenage self’s ability to read a book a day instead
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she fecundate my coitus until I conclude
socialism is when you have fun sex
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Sick ass adventure wizard investigates native crustacean with his supportive but easily spooked familiar
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